10 Amazing Alcohol Quotes

July 12, 2019

10 Amazing Alcohol Quotes

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If you are anything like me, you love quotes.  There's something about the witty directness of them that appeals to me.  With a quote, there is no time to provide a lead-up, or extra content.  It is what it is. Of course there are thousands of terrible quotes out there, but when you come across a great one you always remember it. Therefore, I thought it would be appropriate to share with you my top 10 quotes on booze...


1.  "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

~Johnny Carson~

 

2.  "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day."

~Frank Sinatra~

 

3. "Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems."

~Homer Simpson~

 

4. “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”

~Johnny Carson~

 

5. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

~W.C. Fields~

 

6. "Stop trying to make everyone happy.

You're not tequilla."

~Emmy Rossum~

 

7. "Madame, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober."

~Winston Churchill~

 

8. "Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer."

~Arnold Schwarzenegger (this quote is best said in a strong Austrian accent)~

 

9. "Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"

~Babe Ruth~

 

10. "I only drink Champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty."

~Lily Bollinger, proprietor of French Champagne house Bollinger~



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