If you are anything like me, you love quotes. There's something about the witty directness of them that appeals to me. With a quote, there is no time to provide a lead-up, or extra content. It is what it is. Of course there are thousands of terrible quotes out there, but when you come across a great one you always remember it. Therefore, I thought it would be appropriate to share with you my top 10 quotes on booze...
1. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
~Johnny Carson~
2. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~Frank Sinatra~
3. "Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems."
~Homer Simpson~
4. “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”
~Johnny Carson~
5. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
~W.C. Fields~
6. "Stop trying to make everyone happy.
You're not tequilla."
~Emmy Rossum~
7. "Madame, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober."
~Winston Churchill~
8. "Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer."
~Arnold Schwarzenegger (this quote is best said in a strong Austrian accent)~
9. "Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
~Babe Ruth~
10. "I only drink Champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty."
~Lily Bollinger, proprietor of French Champagne house Bollinger~
